What kind of cake always tells the truth?
A blunt cake.
Which big cat loves to drive?
Which part of a car is always the warmest?
Why did the clock get removed from the library?
What is the ideal job for someone who loves to eat?
What did one tube of glue say to the other tube of glue?
Who is the most forgiving celebrity?
What animal always gets on everyone's nerves?
Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut?
Why are frogs always happy?
What kind of crop do lazy boys farm?
What was the bunny's job at the hotel?
What do you call a cow in a tornado?
What do fireflies drink to stay hydrated?
What's the difference between a bad joke and a dad joke?
What did the whale say to the dolphin when he pushed him?
Why was the bowling ball anxious?
What do you call a noodle in disguise?
What's the friendliest national park?
Why did the bunnies go on strike?
Why did the Roman chicken cross the road?