What kind of cake always tells the truth?
A blunt cake.
What food would you expect to come from pigs?
What do you call a knight who hates fighting?
What is the best holiday breakfast food?
Everyone says that mushroom is such a fungi, so why didn't they have the party at his house?
What do you call a dog in space?
What do cats say when their basketball shot misses the basket?
What did the puppy call his dad's best friend?
What do people call Arnold Schwarzenegger in retirement?
What do you call a song about Christmas gifts?
Who's the biggest downer in baseball?
What is a hunter's favorite kind of ice cream?
Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick's Day?
What do you call a person who is happy on Mondays?
What does an evil hen lay?
What's one thing a lawyer knows never works when it's fixed?
What did the bird ask its friend when it was worried about aging?
What kind of instrument can someone play with their stomach?
Where do sports teams go to buy new uniforms?
What should you say to your sister when she's crying?
How do musicians show off on St. Patrick's Day?