What did the kindergartener say when his teacher caught him picking his nose?
My grandma started walking five miles a day when she was 60.
Why did the cow argue with everyone else on the farm?
What is a terrier's favorite type of pudding?
Where does breakfast live?
What do you call it when someone asks for their coworker's hand in marriage?
Why did the scientist hang the periodic table posters?
Why did the Uber driver get fired?
Why are farmers so laid-back?
Where do ants go to eat?
How do mice celebrate when they move home?
What do you call it when a cat is not environmentally friendly?
What's one thing a lawyer knows never works when it's fixed?
What happened when the guy walked into the bar?
What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a rose?
Why did the elf push his bed into the fireplace?
What is the best dessert to bring to an octopus's birthday party?
Where would you find an elephant?
What did the man say when he accidentally bumped into the famous country singer?
What car picked Mickey and Minnie up for their movie premiere?