How does a lion greet other animals?
What do you get if you cross a dog with a telephone?
Why should you stand in a corner if you're cold?
Why was the mime upset?
What do you call a depressed strawberry?
Why did the chicken walk across the street?
What did the llama say it would bring for the field trip?
Where do sailors leave their boats when they aren't at sea?
Where do vehicles hang out all summer?
Why didn't the cook season the Thanksgiving turkey?
Who is the worm's Prime Minister?
What animal knows kung fu?
What do you call a baby dinosaur?
How did Jesus's mom greet everyone on his birthday?
What kind of story do trees love to tell?
What does a caterpillar do on New Years Day?
The museum curator needed a break.
What do you call a bear after it has eaten too much?
What do you call a group of itchy dogs who howl together?
What flowers rarely depreciate in value?
