What did the bullies call the calf when he wouldn't ditch school?
Why did the gardener bury all his money?
What did the momma sea otter say to her ornery children?
How did the phone propose to his girlfriend on Valentine's Day?
What is a skeleton's favorite instrument?
Why does a barn sound so noisy?
What do naked fish play with?
What's a pig's favorite way to get to work?
What do you put your drinks on in amusement parks?
Why was the bull kicked out of the store?
What reads and lives in an apple?
What did summer say to autumn on their first date?
How do fleas travel?
Who is a bird's favorite superhero?
Where do termites go camping?
What's a shoemaker's favorite dessert?
What candy is always getting in fights with each other?
What does a spy do when he gets cold?
What do you say to a really good barista?
What do pharmacists say to their kids when they misbehave?