Why did the scientist hang the periodic table posters?
It made him feel like he was in his element.
Why did the student eat their homework?
Why is a bee's hair always sticky?
What sound does a witch's car make?
What did the puppy call his dad's best friend?
Why did the mouse get caught by the cat?
What's a balloon's least favorite type of music?
Are baby skunks cute?
Why did the cat go to medical school?
Where should you plant flowers along the road?
What's an airplane's favorite TV show?
Why are monkeys so bad at playing Simon Says?
What do you call an insincere horse?
What country has the most fish?
What did summer say to spring?
What did the squirrel bring to the Thanksgiving potluck?
How do you get a country girl to like you?
Who is a house's favorite band?
When is a black dog not a black dog?
What kind of tournaments do birds always win?
Where did the broccoli go to have a few drinks?