Why did the scientist hang the periodic table posters?
It made him feel like he was in his element.
Where do sports go on a Valentine's Day date?
Who do green peas see when they aren't feeling well?
Why did the bird sell so much at the flea market?
Why should you be careful playing against a team of big cats?
What song do kittens play to fall asleep?
What is sand's favorite movie?
What food is never allowed on the Titanic?
How do snakes identify their bath towels?
Where did the chemist have his lunch?
Why do pencils make terrible doctors?
What animal loves to sway side-to-side?
What three words can solve all of Dad's problems?
How to you navigate a canoe filled with puppies?
What do you call a cow that eats your grass?
What did the baseball glove say to the ball?
What does Tinker Bell call her grandma?
What do eggs say after a long day at work?
Why did the mountain cry all the time?
Why was there traffic on the Oregon Trail?
How do you send a letter to the Easter Bunny?