Why did the car excuse himself from the dinner party?
When is a baseball player like a thief?
How many guys does it take to make a burger and fries?
What did the father say when his daughter told him she'd call him later?
Why was the goat sad when her son went to college?
What is the coolest country?
What type of music do frogs listen to?
What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?
What did Dad say when he was asked to say grace?
Where do snowmen go to dance?
What is the best dance to do on Thanksgiving?
How do you make a cow float?
Why do dogs run in circles?
What class do kids love to pass gas in?
Where do mixed drinks always go for dinner?
What do you call a mentally unstable goat?
Why do all ocean animals get along with mollusks?
Where did the lions move to when they came to the US?
Why did the tomato go out with the prune?
Why was the caboose always sneezing?