Which celebrity always frowns?
What is a math teacher's favorite sport?
Knock, knock. Who's there? To. To who?
Why do bees gossip?
What do you call a Zen egg?
Who is the holiest cat in all of England?
What is a geography teacher's favorite Christmas decoration?
Who is a dessert's favorite actor?
What do you call a dangerous fish who drinks too much?
What is a terrier's favorite type of pudding?
What's the difference between a bad joke and a dad joke?
What did the pecan say to the walnut?
What is a bird's favorite ballet?
What are two ironic things that happen in the kitchen?
Daughter: "What's it like to have the greatest daughter in the world?"
Why did the two red blood cells break up?
Which carnival booth are basketball players best at?
What do you call octopus twins?
Which celebrity provides legal counsel on the side?
What type of fishing are dogs best at?