What do you call a famous turtle?
Who should carry the bear mace when hiking with friends?
What's a cat's favorite song?
What is a CIA agent's go-to road trip game?
Did you hear about the Labor Day joke?
What do you call a person who is happy on Mondays?
Where do rabbits go out to dance?
Why couldn't anyone find any eggs in the Easter egg hunt?
What reads and lives in an apple?
Why is golf harder than baseball?
Why did someone ask the baseball player to punch them?
Why are cars magic?
What U.S. state has the most math teachers?
What did the dad say when the boy asked him to explain the solar eclipse to him?
Why did the hippie's microwave stop working?
Why should celebrities learn how to build windmills?
Why do all the planets get along?
What bird's favorite meal is chicken and vegetables?
Where do fishermen look to hire more crew?
What do you get if you cross a tiger with a snowman?