What reads and lives in an apple?
A bookworm.
What does Santa use to help himself walk?
Why couldn't the NBA® player date the WNBA® player?
What does an old deer say when he's feeling young?
Why did the whale cross the road?
Why does the yogurt go to so many art museums?
Who is the ultimate father of the sea?
What did the teacher say when the horse walked into the class?
Why does a barn sound so noisy?
What do you call two monkeys sharing an Amazon account?
What kind of computers do horses use?
How do you make a hamburger laugh?
What's a dog's favorite tooth?
Which bird would make a great farmer?
What did Santa say to inspire Rudolph to join his sleigh?
Why shouldn't you go to a baseball game on bat day?
What vegetables do librarians like?
What did the sardine call the submarine?
Where do actors go to pray?
Did you hear the joke about the pop fly?
Where do kitties put their Christmas presents?