What is the best Christmas present ever?
How does Darth Vader like his toast?
What's a pirate's favorite place to swim in the summer?
Which dog loves to rob banks?
Where do actors go to pray?
What do you call a cow that eats your grass?
Why didn't the baseball player want to touch the ball?
Why were the animal shelters at full capacity in the spring?
Why was the cow unable to run the race?
How are mountains able to see?
Why is it hard to hire a clown?
What did the mouse want for its birthday?
Why was everyone scared of the frozen peas?
What does a toddler wear while swimming on summer vacation?
What did the frog order at McDonald's®?
What do goats say to make their kids laugh?
What animal always gets on everyone's nerves?
What's a hiker's favorite flavor of ice cream?
Any maid is great at keeping secrets.
What did the stamp say to the envelope on Valentine's Day?