What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandals?
Why are the chicks hatched at Easter always so creative?
Where do fishermen look to hire more crew?
What type of birds stay together forever?
What does an old deer say when he's feeling young?
What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?
Where do pigs love to take naps?
What did the man say when he accidentally bumped into the famous country singer?
How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?
If there are eight sheep, three dogs, and one herdsman, how many feet are there?
What vehicle works the hardest?
When Sunday and Monday get into a fight, who typically wins?
How does a pizza introduce itself?
What's a surgeon's favorite board game?
What does the librarian say when she has to leave?
Why did the elk have great hair?
What do you call a snowman's dog?
What did the horses say when they saw their friend who lives across the street?
What sport do birds of prey love to watch?
What type of bat doesn't fly?