Why did the woman get mad at her husband when she asked him to pick up six cans of Sprite®?
Why did the Oreo® get an A on the test?
Why are puppies so flexible?
What does bread say when it gets too warm?
What's an elephant's favorite vegetable?
My mom asked me to hand out invites for my brother's surprise party.
Where do mice love to go on vacation?
What do you call a martial artist's facial hair?
What did the BBQ pit master call his significant other?
How much money does a skunk have?
What is another term for the price of gas?
What animal knows kung fu?
Why do math teachers love March?
What's a villain's favorite Thanksgiving tradition?
What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?
Where do baby cats learn to swim?
What loaf of bread has a bad attitude?
Why do bears hibernate in the winter?
What did Tom get when he locked Jerry in the freezer?
What does one piece of bread say to the other?