Any maid is great at keeping secrets.
She just sweeps them under the rug.
What do you call two dentists that are very different?
What did the basketball player say when he lost his job?
What did Bruce Wayne's mom put over his crib?
Did you hear the joke about the football game with the 0-0 score?
Why did the peach buy deodorant?
Do dads have fun on Father's Day?
What's the best part about Valentine's Day?
What might you call waking up in the morning?
How do you find Will Smith in a snowstorm?
Why shouldn't you trust atoms?
Which celebrity would make a great valet?
What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?
Which animal can never take a long bubble bath?
Why did electricity win the race?
Why did the pumpkin give up acting?
Why did the chemist read the book on helium so fast?
Why is oxygen so wealthy?
What did the waiter ask the frog?
If you had fifteen cows and five goats what would you have?
Which singer could always break a five?