What did the bicycle call its dad?
How do you send a message in the forest?
What do you get if you deep fry Santa Claus?
What do you say to the person who invented zero?
What's a clock's favorite form of social media?
Why do cats give such great massages?
Why did the person sit on the clock?
Why are hairdressers great at basketball?
Why did the frog have a long face?
What is the best scent to fill your home with on Halloween?
Who should you invite to your Friendsgiving?
What is a math teacher's favorite dessert?
Why do people paint eggs for Easter?
Why do people always borrow from each other before Easter?
What was Cleopatra's favorite day of the year?
What do you call a smelly horse?
What sits at the bottom of the ocean and shakes?
Why was the horse so bad at dressage?
Why would you dance with a jar of jelly?
What was the boat nicknamed when she had twin boys?