What did the momma pig say when her piglet had nightmares?
Why does the priest love swiss cheese?
What goes zzub, zzub?
Why did the goat become a lawyer?
What did the painter say to the wall?
What kind of music should you listen to on St. Patrick's Day?
What's the loudest Christmas song?
Why did the scarecrow win an award?
What do trees keep as a pet?
Why are ghosts such bad liars?
Why was the horse so bad at dressage?
What animal has 20/20 vision?
Why did the coach go to the bank?
Why did the cow go to outer space?
What did Charles Darwin's daughter say to her sibling?
How do you take a pig to the hospital?
What's a car's favorite scary movie?
What kind of tiles can't you stick on walls?
Did you hear about that anti-social fish?
What's the difference between a fish and a piano?