Why did the peach come home from work early?
What was the first animal in space?
Why are bakers paid so much money?
Where did Captain Hook purchase his hook?
What do frogs eat in the summer?
Why did the student get upset when their teacher called them average?
Why did the tree go to the dentist?
Which cats love to be petted?
Why did the crocodile run his mile so fast?
Why are books always so angry?
What kind of car does Mickey Mouse's wife drive?
Did you hear that one of Santa's reindeer now works for Proctor & Gamble?
What does a cloud wear under his pants?
What did the ghost eat at his birthday party?
Which birds steal soap from the bath?
What did the drummer name his twin daughters?
Why did the mother duck make such a great schoolteacher?
What do you get when you cross a teacher and a vampire?
What did Han Solo say to Luke Skywalker on Thanksgiving?
What do you call a lion who has eaten your mother's sister?