What animal has 20/20 vision?
A see-lion.
What did the squirrels say to each other on Valentine's Day?
What day of the week takes nothing seriously?
What is the difference between fleas and dogs?
Hear about the new restaurant called Karma?
How does a mouse feel after taking a shower?
What did the beaver say to the tree?
What do you call a person who is happy on Mondays?
What do insects learn at school?
What do you call a 100-year-old frog?
Who do fish see when they aren't feeling well?
What kind of cheese can you sew with?
What do horses say to greet each other?
Why did the unwashed chicken cross the road twice?
What animal keeps up with all the trends?
What's the last letter in the alphabet?
Where do football directors go when they are fed up?
What did people say when the baker went crazy?
Where do bees go to the bathroom?
What kind of music should you listen to while fishing?
What do you call the donkey with 3 legs?