Why did the monkeys start eating watermelon at the zoo?
What happened to the chicken whose feathers were all pointing the wrong way?
How is life like toilet paper?
What's a musician's favorite part of a chicken?
Why didn't the elephant buy a suitcase for his summer camp?
What do you call a monkey that wins a sporting event?
Which state is the cleanest?
What is a pony's favorite condiment?
Who is every pig's least favorite actor?
Why did the chicken walk across the street?
Why couldn't the First Lady make the President do chores?
What did the wolf say when it stubbed its toe?
Why are the chicks hatched at Easter always so creative?
What is the best scent to fill your home with on Halloween?
What does the dog say when he's had a bad day?
What's a bee's favorite Disney® movie?
What can a puppy do to avoid growing into a hot dog?
What part of a fish is the most musical?
What do you call an old snowman?
What did the pen say to the pencil?