What did one dandelion say to the other dandelion?
Where do vehicles hang out all summer?
What did the Gingerbread Man put on his bed?
Why did the squid go to the office supplies store?
Why do rhinos charge?
What did the train engineer's friend tell her when she did something crazy?
What do you get when you play country music backwards?
How do you massage a chicken wing?
Where do ophthalmologists buy all their camping gear?
How do you fix a broken jack-o-lantern?
Why did the leprechaun walk out of the house?
What is a tire's stance on economics?
Who is a fruit's favorite celebrity?
What do pharmacists say to their kids when they misbehave?
Where do shellfish go to borrow money?
What do you get when you put a radio in a fridge?
What's red and smells like blue paint?
Where do books sleep?
Why do skeletons make such terrible restaurant patrons?
What do you call a wolf that uses bad words?