Why couldn't x and y find each other at the airport?
They were on two different planes.
What happened to the shark who swallowed a bunch of keys?
What's a henway?
Do dads have fun on Father's Day?
What are a teacher's least favorite words to hear every summer?
Why was the chip acting so goofy?
What do you call a retired cowboy?
What's the difference between a dog and a tree?
What type of bean doesn't have protein?
What did Dad say when he was asked to say grace?
What did the bee say to the flower?
What kind of cheese has the most life experience?
Where does the president keep his razor?
What did the father tomato say to the baby tomato while on a family walk?
What shape has a knighthood?
Why did the toad become a lighthouse keeper?
What kind of dog loves to eat?
What is a Christian's favorite workout plan?
What's the opposite of irony?
In football math, what is a quarterback worth more than?
What do you call a BBQ by the pool?