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What is a loaf of bread's favorite book?
What did the woman say when Barbie™ picked up her kids from school?
What does a car look forward to most on Halloween?
Why couldn't the athlete listen to her music?
How do you get a country girl to like you?
Why couldn't the knife make any sports teams?
What do you call a fish without an eye?
Why did the actor jump into the orchestra pit?
Did you hear the rumor about butter?
Where do hands go on vacation?
What's the best soap to use on St. Patrick's Day?
Why was the spider so smart?
What did the clean dog say to the insect?
Why was the geometry book so adorable?
What do you call penguins and polar bears?
What sport is always getting in trouble?
What do you call a fish wearing a tux?
Why is whiskey not as popular anymore?
What is a chicken's favorite vegetable?