What fish is a big hit at children's birthday parties?
A clown fish.
How did the baby tell her mom that she had a wet diaper?
What does the milky way call its ex-girlfriend?
What kind of bird works at a construction site?
How do automobiles fly?
Why do ballerinas always stay out late?
Why did the body of water think so much?
What did the golfer dad want for Father's Day?
What's the laziest vegetable?
Why do elephants laugh anytime someone plays the piano?
Our friend wants to give up being a postman to be an actor.
How do locomotives know where to go?
Why are cows bad at telling jokes?
Why did the kid bring a ladder to school?
What time does everyone love to drink?
Why did no one laugh at the oak tree?
Why is the piano so hard to open?
What did the two corncobs say to each other on January 1st?
Why did the dog have a bunch of dirt in its mouth?
Why are turtles so shy?
Who do camels find most inspiring?