What fish is a big hit at children's birthday parties?
A clown fish.
How do bees get to school?
What do you call a rabbit barber?
Why are all barbers thrill-seekers?
Why does rain make a great waiter at a restaurant?
What's a storm cloud's favorite Garth Brooks song?
What did the ghost drink when it was trying to stay healthy?
What do you call a 100-year-old ant?
How did the geologist get down from the mountain?
What's a sled dog's favorite snack?
Why did the dog lay down after playing fetch?
How does a lion greet other animals?
Where do old quarterbacks go after retirement?
I got my dad a fridge for Father's Day.
What kind of sandals do frogs wear?
Where do belly buttons go to college?
What was the last thing that the balloon said to his father?
My friend told me I had to stop acting like a flamingo.
What do you do if you're afraid of elevators?
Where do airplanes go shopping?
What do you call a retired cowboy?