Why can't Christmas trees sew?
What is a math teacher's favorite sum?
Where do sports teams go to buy new uniforms?
How long did the baseball player stay at the library?
Why do trees try new things so often?
Which birds steal soap from the bath?
Why do scorpions feel hopeful about fall?
What do you call a pig that's been arrested for bad driving?
Why does everyone prefer to be around electric cars?
Why did the witch's team lose the baseball game?
What happened when the cow ate too many Hershey™ bars?
What horn never makes a sound?
What did the mommy bullet say to the daddy bullet?
What's the friendliest pen?
Why was the grandma always getting A's on her papers?
Which bug is related to you?
Did you hear about the wolves' all-night party?
What did one firefly say to the other?
Did you hear the joke about the football game with the 0-0 score?
What is Homer Simpson's favorite animal?