What is the color of the wind?
Why should you be worried about the calendar?
What do dads love to eat after dinner?
Knock knock. Who's there? Euripides. Euripides who?
Why did the turkey cross the road?
Why is spring the oddest season?
Why is it easy for chicks to talk?
What musical instrument is found in the bathroom?
Where do squirrels go on vacation?
How do fleas travel?
What is a book's preferred method of communication?
Why couldn't the boxer make it in stand-up comedy?
What animal likes to party the most?
What did the mother ghost tell the baby ghost when he ate his ice cream too fast?
Why do rocket scientists take everything so seriously?
Why was the ocean too hot to swim in?
What do dentists do on a rollercoaster?
What is a loaf of bread's favorite book?
What do golfers drink on the green?
Where did the music teacher leave his keys?