What did the cat say when he fell off the table?
What falls at the North Pole and never gets hurt?
What U.S. state has the most math teachers?
What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie?
Want to hear a joke about a balloon?
Why do magicians score well in exams?
What does a cloud wear under his pants?
What do you give a pony with a cold?
What kind of store would a dog own?
What is a sea monster's favorite meal?
What bee is good for your health?
How did the pirate call his mother?
Why did the Easter Bunny panic when the kids decorated his eggs?
Why do cats visit the masseuse so often?
What do you call a dancing sheep?
How did the bee always know what everyone was gossiping about?
Why did the chick disappoint his mother?
What do you get when dinosaurs crash their cars?
Why did the skeleton buy the base model car?
What is a tree's least favorite month?