Why are cats terrible at telling stories?
Where's the best place for baby chickens to be born?
Someone stole all my lamps.
What sound do porcupines make when they kiss?
Why did the teacher wear sunglasses on the last day of school?
What animal is undefeated in all sports?
Which famous author is also a ruler?
Why did the mountain ace its math test?
Why did the airplane get grounded?
What do you call an argument where two cats are too proud to concede?
What did the mother worm say to the little worm who was late?
Do you want to hear a Star Wars® joke?
Who is Santa's favorite character on Sesame Street®?
What do you call a gathering of single hikers?
What do you call someone with a dictionary in their pocket?
What animals love to close envelopes?
What do you call a vacation at home?
Why did the wildcat have such a successful email newsletter?
Where do pigs love to take naps?
What stories are told by basketball players?