What do you call it when CO2 goes out to dinner?
Carbon dating.
Why did no one laugh at the oak tree?
What does the pastor's son say whenever he walks into the chapel?
Why did the astronaut's restaurant on the moon fail?
What do people need to feel like they purchased the best car?
What's the hardest part about skydiving?
What did the sailor want from his son for Father's Day?
What do you get if you cross a duck with a firework?
Why don't the McDonald's® arches like the Arc de Triomphe?
Where would you put an injured insect?
What animal should you never play hide and seek with?
Which superhero is afraid of exterminators?
Which carnival booth are basketball players best at?
What's a frisbee's favorite type of music?
Why was the math book sad in winter?
Why are monkeys lousy workers?
What do families sing when it strikes midnight on Thanksgiving?
What do you call an emergency in the spring?
What Easter candy has tons of friends?
What did Polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?
How did the Vikings send secret messages?