How do you make a cow float?
What animals make the best baseball players?
What is a hunter's favorite kind of ice cream?
What cookie is so small you can hardly eat it?
Who won the race between two balls of string?
Why did the skeleton buy the base model car?
What birds always travel in twos?
What is it called when a tree takes time off from work in autumn?
What goes snap, crackle, and pop?
How is a sofa like a Thanksgiving turkey?
Why should you be careful when telling jokes near glass?
Did you hear about the two horses that fell in love?
What's made of leather and sounds like a sneeze?
Why did the leprechaun wear a bracelet made of cereal?
What do you call a Ford Fiesta that ran out of gas?
Which part of a tree makes the biggest decisions?
Why did the son smash his piggy bank?
What's a dad's favorite dessert?
What does Santa order at the bar?
Knock, knock. Who's there? To. To who?