Why does Santa love to work in the garden?
Why doesn't sleet have any friends?
Did you hear about the power outlet who got into a fight with a power cord?
What do you call it when two letters make a wager?
What musical instrument is the best typist?
What animal won the bobbing for apples contest at the fair?
Who sits in a corner all day but somehow still travels the world?
What's chips and guac's favorite constellation?
How does a squid go into battle?
What did the pizza say to the gorgeous topping?
When do cows get tired?
Why shouldn't you iron a four-leaf clover?
Why couldn't the boxer make it in stand-up comedy?
What did the beaver say to the tree?
Why did Mickey Mouse™️ get hit with a ball?
What vehicles are in the best shape?
Why did the basketball player bring his suitcase to the game?
Why didn't the dog want to play football?
What's a landscaper's favorite type of music?
Hear about the new restaurant called Karma?