What song does God sing when he wants a white Christmas?
Did you hear the joke about the roof?
What happens to a dog that keeps eating bits off of the table?
What is an insect's favorite beverage?
Which plant has the best roar?
What's a treat for both cows and dogs?
What's a sled dog's favorite snack?
What did the baby bull grow up to be?
What is the worst holiday to watch old westerns on?
Why did the twins join the Air Force?
What do you call an exploding monkey?
What's E.T. short for?
How do you cut the ocean in two?
Good moms let you lick the beaters.
What do insects make all their clothes out of?
What's an English teacher's favorite cereal?
Who do fish pray to when they need help?
Where do sharks go on summer vacation?
What does Santa order at the bar?
What did the dog say when he sat on sandpaper?