What's E.T. short for?
Because he has tiny legs.
What dinosaur would win the track gold medal at the Olympics®?
Why did Tigger™ stick his head in the toilet?
What should a football team do if the pitch is flooded?
How do horses navigate at night?
What is red, orange, and yellow and doesn't get hurt when it falls?
How do dog moms tell stories to their kids?
What instrument do secretaries usually play?
What did the seal say when he saw his friend jump in the ocean?
How long did Cain dislike his brother?
Why should you watch out when it's raining cats and dogs?
What kind of store would a dog own?
Why couldn't the sailors play cards?
What type of animal does well in the cold?
What kind of car does Arnold Schwarzenegger drive?
What happened when Humpty Dumpty was the last one to finish the race?
What school project did the plant have to turn in on Heritage Day?
What type of bat doesn't fly?
Why can't Christmas trees sew?
Why should celebrities learn how to build windmills?
What is the best book to read in autumn?