What's E.T. short for?
Because he has tiny legs.
What dish does only a baseball player use?
What do dogs always eat for their birthday dinner?
What's a southern pig's favorite form of cooking?
Why is it easy for chicks to talk?
Why do vampires make terrible police officers?
What's the hardest holiday to forget?
Why don't the McDonald's® arches like the Arc de Triomphe?
How does a polar bear build a house?
What currency do you use to spend a summer day on the beach?
What's the world's weakest animal?
What do you call a tractor that gets paid for what it does?
What holiday does Mike Tyson celebrate in December?
What is another name for a cow?
What do you call it when someone asks for their coworker's hand in marriage?
What is the best way to communicate with a fish?
Which music festival was full of lumber?
Why did the chicken win the Easter egg hunt?
Why was the geometry book so adorable?
What's a writing utensil's favorite state?
What kind of birds do you usually find locked up?