Why is heaven always so tidy?
Which animal is the best at trying new things?
What makes a glow worm glow?
What part of your eye learns the quickest?
What did the duck say as he was buying chapstick?
Where did Captain Hook purchase his hook?
What is the best way to keep dogs out of the street?
Why do we never tell jokes about pizza?
Where do shellfish go to borrow money?
What kind of car does Mickey Mouse's wife drive?
Why did the judge send the turtle to jail?
What is the unluckiest type of cat?
Which animal will never go bald?
What did the chef say when he made five great dishes in a row?
Have you seen the sweater my grandma made me?
What do puppies use to take their lunch to school?
What did one plate say to the other?
What do cats use to take notes in meetings?
Why did the doctor let his dog help with his patients?
My grandma started walking five miles a day when she was 60.