What do you call a lemon that cleans things?
Lemon maid.
Where do sports teams go to buy new uniforms?
What class do kids love to pass gas in?
Why did the map not want to be weighed?
What do you put your drinks on in amusement parks?
What is a vampire's favorite fruit?
What was Cleopatra's favorite day of the year?
Which singer loves to groom sheep?
Which animal should never work for the government?
What do the undead use for virtual meetings?
Which celebrity loves to go on vacation?
What kind of car does Arnold Schwarzenegger drive?
What do you call it when CO2 goes out to dinner?
What part of a fish weighs the most?
What's a fork's favorite holiday?
What's a gastrologist's favorite punctuation mark?
What does a bicyclist ride during the winter?
What type of birds stay together forever?
Why do realtors love to watch baseball?
What sound does a witch's car make?
What games do ants play with elephants?