Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?
Why did the tree need to take a nap?
What did the slug say as he slipped down the wall?
What kind of tights are impossible to wear?
How do amoebas make calls?
What kind of dog wears a uniform and medals?
Why was the goat sad when her son went to college?
What did the wolf say when it stubbed its toe?
Why did the gardener have a hard time asking for a raise?
What do you call a cow that can't moo?
What animal has more lives than a cat?
What do the Eiffel Tower and a tick have in common?
What happened to the chicken whose feathers were all pointing the wrong way?
I asked my dad what his favorite Father's Day gift was.
Why was the broom late for school?
Why was the geometry book so adorable?
What does a bicyclist ride during the winter?
What's an owl's favorite school subject?
What's a candy bar's favorite Christmas carol?
Why did the stormcloud blow past New York on Thanksgiving?