Why did the professor write on the window?
Why are stringed instruments always in peak physical condition?
What does Santa call his wife at tax time?
Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?
Why couldn't the leopard hide?
What after-school activity do bears participate in?
What do you call the dialect that all chickens and roosters speak?
What kind of dog chases anything red?
Why does the sun love to go back to school?
Which forest animal loves to eat Lay's®?
What's the difference between a politician and a snail?
What type of shoes in a ninja's favorite?
Why did the big cat marry someone so much younger than her?
Why are bankers so good at American politics?
What did the mom say to her kids when they spilled their cereal on the floor?
What did one tube of glue say to the other tube of glue?
Why did the peach buy deodorant?
What's a monkey's favorite flower?
What do you call a flying police officer?
What do you call a crate of ducks?