Why couldn't the McNuggets® cross the road?
Why couldn't the zombie get a promotion?
What is a twin's favorite fruit?
What do construction workers do at Labor Day parties?
Why are pigs so good at building houses?
Why couldn't the sesame seed leave the casino?
What did the mommy spider say to her baby?
Who is the fastest reindeer?
What is the emptiest holiday?
Why was the nurse afraid of camping?
Which celebrity loves to go on vacation?
Why does a bottle of wine make the perfect Father's Day gift?
Why can't your hand be 12 inches long?
What is a golfer's favorite bird?
Why is a frog luckier than a cat?
What car always breaks the rules?
Why are glow worms good to carry in your bag?
Which part of a tree makes the biggest decisions?
What's a pig's favorite dessert?
What did the rock say when someone called it a flower?