Why was the math book sad in winter?
Why did the skeleton buy the base model car?
Why did the peach come home from work early?
What did the tree say when his kid wanted an expensive toy?
What's black and white and goes around and around?
What do you call stormtroopers playing Monopoly?
When does the devil get all of his shopping done?
Why did the duck cross the road?
Who always has a date on Valentine's Day?
What do you call an 80-year-old cheerleader?
Why don't poodles brush their teeth?
Where do pigs sleep during the summer?
What do you call a car that's always thirsty?
Why did the photographer attract so many mice?
What do you call it when a rose runs a race in spring?
Why was the pirate late for work?
Where would you find an elephant?
What do you call a dancing sheep?
What do you call a bird that's afraid to fly?
Why did the elf push his bed into the fireplace?