How did the pirate call his mother?
Why did the two science teachers start dating?
Where do horses reside?
What's the ocean's funniest animal?
What kind of shoes do spies wear when they're on the clock?
Why did the actor jump into the orchestra pit?
Who delivers the cat's Christmas presents?
What's a bat's favorite game?
What's always playing in Santa's workshop?
Why was the fruit thrown in prison?
What is the coolest country?
What did the mother rope say to her child?
Why did the piano get locked out of the opera?
What kind of music should you listen to while fishing?
What is red, orange, and yellow and doesn't get hurt when it falls?
What do you call a depressed strawberry?
What do you call stormtroopers playing Monopoly?
What do mice do when they're at home?
What do you call it when you get bubbles in your mouth while singing in the shower?
How did the farmer fix his torn overalls?
