What do you call the grandmother on your speed dial?
Why did the leprechaun walk out of the house?
How often should you make chemistry jokes?
What do you call a wolf that gets lost?
Who isn't happy to get an Academy Award®?
What does an attorney say when getting married?
What animal always goes to bed with its shoes on?
What do you get when you cross a cat with a lemon?
To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you.
How do you truly savor a hot dog?
What's a boxer's favorite drink?
What can a puppy do to avoid growing into a hot dog?
Why couldn't the NASA scientist get a room reservation on the moon?
What kind of things does a farmer talk about when he is milking cows?
What do gardeners always order at Outback Steakhouse®?
What do you call an insincere horse?
Who is married to Dairy Queen®?
What is the biggest ant in the world?
What do you call a musical about a boy who loses his shoe?
Why did the DJ have to break up with his XM™️ radio?