Why are cheerleaders so festive in December?
What do you call a joke book for chickens?
What dog loves to take bubble baths?
What animal knows kung fu?
Why are cat owners so good at tipping?
Why don't skeletons ever go trick-or-treating on Halloween?
Why did the Easter Bunny panic when the kids decorated his eggs?
Who's in charge of the school during summer vacation?
What is a mailman's favorite herb?
Why do we tell actors to break a leg?
Why do we have to keep telling grandma to wear her hearing aid?
Where did the lions move to when they came to the US?
Where does a pianist go on vacation?
Why did the teacher wear sunglasses on the last day of school?
Can February March?
What animal keeps up with all the trends?
What does a dog say before eating?
How does a single horse RSVP to a party?
Which celebrity always frowns?
Why is corn so popular on Thanksgiving?