Why was the bank robbed on St. Patrick's Day?
Who always has a date on Valentine's Day?
What did the fisherman say to the magician?
Why is whiskey not as popular anymore?
Knock, knock. Who's there? To. To who?
Why did the two science teachers start dating?
Where does money love to go shopping?
What makes a glow worm glow?
Why did the football quit playing in the Big Game?
How do you make a hamburger laugh?
Why did Tarzan spend so much time on the golf course?
What is a Christian's favorite workout plan?
Why are chemists so good at solving problems?
How much does freedom weigh?
Why did Mickey Mouse™ become an astronaut?
Where do birds go to drink?
Why are construction workers so good at parties?
Where do cats go on vacation?
Did you hear about the Labor Day joke?
Who are Frosty's parents?