Why was the antelope's son so stubborn?
Why do you put peanut butter in the road?
What did the kindergartener say when his teacher caught him picking his nose?
Why do magicians score well in exams?
I got my dad a fridge for Father's Day.
Why did the cell phone lose his job?
What kind of monkey flies to school?
What animal makes the best pizza dough?
Why did the thief wear blue gloves?
What's a soda's favorite show at Disneyland®?
Where did the chemist have his lunch?
Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda?
Why did the little boy take extra bread at communion?
Why was the fish so smart?
What did the sneaky chick say when it came out of the egg?
What do you say if you meet a toad?
Why was the fruit busy on Friday night?
Why was the lamb so nervous at parties?
Why was the spring storm in a great mood?
Why do people always borrow from each other before Easter?