What did the person with a broken leg say to their valentine?
What is Abraham Lincoln's favorite toy?
Why are computers so good at golf?
What do you call the dog magician?
Why couldn't anyone find any eggs in the Easter egg hunt?
What kind of motor vehicle is in the Bible?
Why did the basketball player bring his suitcase to the game?
What birds always travel in twos?
What's a bat's favorite game?
What's a dog's least favorite kind of shirt?
Why can birds afford a house in this economy?
What do sprinters eat before a race?
What do clouds do as soon as they make money?
What do you call a pig who plays basketball?
How did one orca ask the other to be his valentine?
What should you do if you're on a road trip and you see a fork in the road?
Why was the tire self-conscious?
Why do worms taste like chewing gum?
What did Jay-Z call his wife before they got married?
What kind of watch does Bigfoot have?