What should you do if you're on a road trip and you see a fork in the road?
Stop for lunch!
What do you call a mountain biker if his bicycle breaks?
Why do turkeys taste best after giving them a compliment?
What do puppies use to take their lunch to school?
What is a mailman's favorite herb?
What do you call an 80-year-old cheerleader?
What do you get when you cross a sweet potato and a jazz musician?
What's the difference between a politician and a snail?
Someone stole all my lamps.
Why did the chemist read the book on helium so fast?
What has a lot more letters than the alphabet?
What do mice do when they're at home?
Why did the tree cry at the end of the romantic comedy?
If you're Catholic, where do you go on December 25th?
Why did the judge send the turtle to jail?
What do you do when two snails fight?
How do you make antifreeze?
What should a football team do if the pitch is flooded?
What is the best way to communicate with a fish?
What do you call hiking college students?
What do you get if you cross a serpent and a trumpet?