Why didn't the fish go on summer vacation?
What did the fish say when he hit a concrete wall?
What's a car's favorite scary movie?
What did they call the canary that flew into the pastry dish?
What game did the cat like to play with the mouse?
Why was school so much easier for cavemen?
What do you call a retired cowboy?
Why did the elk have great hair?
What does the milky way call its ex-girlfriend?
Why did my sister bury her lightbulb?
What do you call a cow that eats your grass?
What do you call the dog magician?
What did Adam say on the day before Christmas?
What game does chlorine never lose?
Where do stars go to college?
What's a dog's least favorite kind of currency?
What time of day was Adam created?
Why do vampires always look sick?
How do you arrest a pig?
Why did Mickey Mouse™ become an astronaut?