What type of birds stay together forever?
Pair-rots!
What do you call the Tom Cruise movie about ice cream?
What did the golfer dad want for Father's Day?
Why did the nurse always choose the red crayon?
Why did the Oreo® get an A on the test?
What did the golfer yell when his wife gave birth to their second child?
Where do you go when you need an excuse to get out of something?
What's the ocean's favorite song?
What do naked fish play with?
What animal has more lives than a cat?
What is a math teacher's favorite sport?
What instruments do imaginary friends play?
What breed of dogs are actually wine connoisseurs?
What kind of store would a dog own?
What's a dog's favorite city?
What did the Easter egg ask for at the hair salon?
What kind of money do fishermen make?
What does Father Christmas suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney?
Why did the witch's team lose the baseball game?
Why did the big cat marry someone so much younger than her?
Why are all barbers thrill-seekers?