I stayed up all night to see where the sun went.
Which insect makes the best father?
What happened when the frog joined the cricket team?
When Sunday and Monday get into a fight, who typically wins?
What position does a ghost play in soccer?
Why do dogs always have stomach aches?
Which dog makes the best mineral prospector?
Why do we have to keep telling grandma to wear her hearing aid?
Why do honey bee children always follow instructions?
Which celebrity can be sedimentary, igneous, or metamorphic?
Where would you put an injured insect?
How did the coach get his quarterback?
Did you hear the joke about peanut butter?
Where do snowmen go to dance?
Why was the scrapbook so proud of its education?
What kind of sweets do astronaut moms like for Mother's Day?
Knock knock. Who's there? Nobel. Nobel who?
What do an English major and a football player have in common?
What do you call an emergency in the spring?
What do you call bees that are best friends?