What is a math teacher's favorite sport?
Where did the music teacher leave his keys?
What did the tree say when his kid wanted an expensive toy?
Why are trees always so positive?
What did the baby light bulb say to the mommy light bulb?
Who do green peas see when they aren't feeling well?
Why did the cell phone lose his job?
Why do grizzly bear families always bring sunscreen to the beach?
What's a rabbit's favorite restaurant?
What do you call a happy Lassie?
Why do basketball players like cookies?
How did the cowboy greet his wife every day after work?
What is a table you can eat?
What's a cat's favorite board game?
Do dads always snore?
Why did the leprechaun climb over the rainbow?
Why is the number 4 so smart?
What do cows like to dance to?
Why did the detectives show up at the concert at the beach?
Why does the photon not need a suitcase?