How do you know bees have allergies?
What would you get if you crossed the Easter Bunny with a famous French general?
What did the wolf say when it stubbed its toe?
What happened when Humpty Dumpty was the last one to finish the race?
How do you spell mousetrap in just three letters?
Who is a fruit's favorite celebrity?
What classic novel does everyone read in woodshop class?
What's a ghost's favorite work schedule?
Why did the duck cross the road?
What's a villain's favorite Thanksgiving tradition?
Which musician loves to make chili?
What happened to the Dean who lost his job?
Why did the mare gain weight?
Did you hear the rumor about butter?
What sweet treat never panics?
What did the dog name his new photocopy shop?
Why does the orange always lose in races?
Why do bears hibernate in the winter?
What kind of music do killer whales listen to?
What did the squirrels say to each other on Valentine's Day?