What happened to the Dean who lost his job?
He lost his ideanity.
What is a boulder's favorite movie?
Where do squirrels go on vacation?
What did the father tomato say to the baby tomato while on a family walk?
Where do sports teams go to buy new uniforms?
Did you hear what happened to the pumpkin on Halloween?
Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off?
I rode my horse to town on Friday. The next day I rode back on Friday. How?
Why did the chicken come home penniless from Vegas?
What can an older sibling say to get in the front of the line?
Where do vehicles hang out all summer?
Why were the dog and the cow such good friends?
Why was the musician arrested?
What medicine would you give an ill ant?
What is a mechanic's favorite time of year?
Why do bees refuse to use cellphones?
What time is your dentist appointment?
What did the wolf say to the flea?
What happens when you wear a watch on an airplane?
What is a bird's favorite ballet?
What did the kids do when their treats were hidden on Easter morning?