What happened to the Dean who lost his job?
He lost his ideanity.
What did the elephant do when he hurt his toe?
What do you say to the tree frog who needs a lift?
Which vegetable is actually bad for you?
What did the mother sheep say to her son every time he left the house?
What do you call a monkey who's a whiz at technology?
What do you give an angry rhino?
Did you hear about the two people who fell in love on a camping trip?
What's a ghost's favorite work schedule?
Why are math teachers such big online shoppers?
What does Santa order at the bar?
What do they serve at birthday parties in heaven?
Which celebrity became a great detective?
What is the most attractive fruit?
Which cartoon character loves the outdoors?
What awards show do hot dogs never miss?
What do you call a fish wearing a tux?
What kind of horse can swim underwater without coming up for air?
Why do realtors love to watch baseball?
How can you tell the weather's getting warmer?
Why did the wizard ace his math test?