When is a baseball player like a thief?
What happened when the guy walked into the bar?
Why do optometrists love to vacation in the Caribbean?
Why did the astronaut couple break up?
What type of animal does well in the cold?
How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?
How do scientists freshen their breath?
What animal styles their hair every day?
Which cartoon character always knows everyone's secrets?
Why was the spring storm in a great mood?
What school project did the plant have to turn in on Heritage Day?
Which fast food chain can run the fastest?
Where can you have a Fry-day every day?
What is the worst thing that can happen to a geography teacher?
Where did the chemist have his lunch?
How is a sofa like a Thanksgiving turkey?
What did the bread say when he proposed to his girlfriend?
What do you call a pig who swims in the pool for too long during summer?
What game do mice love to play?
Why did the whale cross the road?