What is a boulder's favorite movie?
Rocky.
What's the slowest 5k?
What did Dad say at 11:59 PM on New Years Eve?
What do you call an animal pop star?
What's a pig's favorite dessert?
Why did the man buy the discounted TV with a broken volume control?
What is a chicken's favorite vegetable?
What did the doctor say when the nurse told him the invisible man was there?
What do you call a very attractive aircraft?
Why do cats visit the masseuse so often?
Why do owls make lousy reporters?
Why is the number 4 so smart?
Why do trees hate going to school?
What do you call Winnie the Pooh™ on Halloween?
What animals love to close envelopes?
Why is a computer so smart?
What's a cat's favorite color?
How did the Magi know what to get Jesus for his birthday?
Why did the baby blueberry start to cry?
What do moms say is bad for both family trips and sleeping?
Why do bees buzz?