Why doesn't Rudolph mind getting wet?
What awards show do hot dogs never miss?
What do you call a very small Valentine?
What do you get if you cross a trout with an apartment?
What did one pencil say to the other on the first day of school?
What do you call a monkey that wins a sporting event?
Why did the pastry chef have 13 kids?
What do you get when you cross a teacher and a vampire?
Why don't basketball players vacation well?
Why do bees stay in their hives during the summer?
What do you call a monkey who spends a day at the tanning bed?
What's a balloon's least favorite type of music?
Where do catchers sit at lunch?
What do you call it when the maternity ward is low-staffed?
Why are groundhogs so grouchy?
Why do all the planets get along?
What kind of cell phone did Delilah from the Bible use?
What is the worst thing that can happen to a geography teacher?
Who is the saddest person at McDonald's®?
Which bear always goes to timeout for being condescending to other bears?