Why did the computer run out of money?
What is a golfer's favorite bird?
What's a goose's favorite book?
Did you hear the rumor about butter?
What is the best dessert to bring to an octopus's birthday party?
What's an elephant's favorite vegetable?
What did one shamrock say to the other when it saw a leprechaun?
Why did the foal cough?
What do you call a spring bee that can't make up its mind?
What is a cat's favorite math problem?
Did you see that all the ice and snow is melting?
Who is every pig's least favorite actor?
Why were the animal shelters at full capacity in the spring?
Why did the border collie get a raise?
Why did the doctor let his dog help with his patients?
Why did the student always get straight A's?
What do grandmother deer do to their grandchildren?
What does the ghost say when she greets her boyfriend?
Why are baseball games at night?
What's the difference between people and chickens?