What do cats say instead of saying goodbye?
How do horses stay in such great shape?
Why do people love getting letters from astronauts?
Why was the computer cold at work?
Why are monkeys lousy workers?
What do you call it when someone falls on the way to their car?
Why are cars magic?
What's a bodybuilder's favorite food at Thanksgiving?
What cocktail will give you a black eye?
Who is every pig's least favorite actor?
Why do moms make good vintners?
What's a priest's favorite food?
Why did the chicken come home penniless from Vegas?
What do you call a kitty that likes to fight?
What should you do when you see a herd of cows coming towards you?
My Valentine this year is a goalie.
What's a vegetable's favorite game to play?
What's a vegetable's favorite kind of joke?
My New Year's resolution is to stop procrastinating.
Where can you have a Fry-day every day?