What's an elephant's favorite vegetable?
Squash.
Why couldn't the NBA® player date the WNBA® player?
What is the difference between fleas and dogs?
Why couldn't the First Lady make the President do chores?
What did the mother worm say to the little worm who was late?
What do you call a nearsighted cowboy?
What TV show did the cat love to watch?
Which celebrity is the biggest fan of hats?
What is sand's favorite movie?
Which founding father loves to sing?
How was the wedding?
Why can't anyone find Jesus's grave?
How are mountains able to see?
What sits at the bottom of the ocean and shakes?
What do you call a sarcastic duck?
What did the tree say after the long frigid winter?
Why did the baby wrap itself in paper strips and move to Egypt?
What's a cat's favorite type of Mexican food?
What kind of dog wears a uniform and medals?
Where do old quarterbacks go after retirement?
What did the tree say when his kid wanted an expensive toy?