Two silkworms got in a fight.
Why was the math book sad?
What do eggs say after a long day at work?
What do fish use for glasses?
What do you call a sheep with no legs or head?
What do you call it when a cow and a chicken are angry at each other?
How does a witch play loud music?
What kind of books do boats write?
Why doesn't Winnie the Pooh™ wear shoes?
Why did the little boy dress up as a frog for Halloween?
What is a sheep's favorite game?
What did the bunny give his fiancé?
Why would you dance with a jar of jelly?
Why did the lamb cross the road?
What did one slice of pizza buy its girlfriend for Christmas?
Why are baseball games at night?
What did the octopus use to write his novel?
What's grandma's favorite fruit?
What did the sheep receive as a gift for Mother's Day?
Why do librarians never make plans?