How did the vampire start his letter?
Which celebrity became a great detective?
What do you call a peanut in space?
Why do skeletons make such terrible restaurant patrons?
What's every parent's favorite Christmas carol?
Why did Adam quit his job at the helium factory?
Why is the Easter Bunny so lucky?
Who's the biggest downer in baseball?
Why do diners never serve lobster?
What does the trashcan say when the leftovers get thrown away?
What class do kids love to pass gas in?
What tea do footballers drink?
Why could no one recognize the sheep?
What is the unluckiest type of cat?
Why did the girl study in the airplane?
How do deer tell their children to grow up?
What's a bee's favorite novel?
What is the fiercest flower in the garden?
How did the little Scottish dog feel when he saw a monster?
Why did the teacher jump into the ocean?