What did the baseball glove say to the ball?
Why is the piano so hard to open?
Which animals make the best football players?
What soup do Santa's helpers love most?
What did the ears of corn ask their parents to get them for Christmas?
What should you put in your coffee on St. Patrick's Day?
What did the dog say when his owner poured his food?
What did the kids do when their treats were hidden on Easter morning?
What do insects learn at school?
What do they serve at birthday parties in heaven?
What do you call the Tom Cruise movie about ice cream?
Which tree can't stop crying?
Why would a frog wait for the bus?
Why are frogs always happy?
What's a vegetable's favorite game to play?
Why do superstitious people only use doorbells?
What kind of Valentine's Day candy is never on time?
Why do cows go to New York?
What do skeletons say to each other for good luck?
What birds make average students?