What has a lot of ears but can't hear a word you say?
What does a jack-o-lantern like to read?
What do you call hiking college students?
Why don't mummies go on vacation?
What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?
What do you call a cat who loves Christmas?
What did the rug say to the floor?
Which Disney® princess makes the best judge?
Why are skeletons always hungry?
What is Saint Nick's nickname during the summer?
What spices do chickens love to put on their food?
What did the ocean sing at karaoke?
Why are skunks always so depressed?
Why did the Oreo® get an A on the test?
What do chefs do in their spare time?
Why do rocket scientists take everything so seriously?
Why do pencils make terrible doctors?
What did the giant flower say to the tiny flower?
What kind of shoes do robots wear during the winter?
What is a bunny's favorite dance?