What type of pasta helps you relax?
Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut?
What kind of music should you listen to on St. Patrick's Day?
I like telling Dad jokes.
What's red and smells like blue paint?
Why did the border collie get a raise?
What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?
Where are average things manufactured?
When do flowers get their workout in?
Who did the monster take to the Halloween dance?
What's a snake's strongest subject in school?
Why did the snowman call his dog Frost?
Why do howler monkey parents never get any sleep?
What kind of dog does Dracula have?
What did one pencil say to the other on the first day of school?
Why was the picture sent to jail?
Why should you be careful when telling jokes near glass?
Where do belly buttons go to college?
Which bear always goes to timeout for being condescending to other bears?
What did the giant flower say to the tiny flower?
