What did one pencil say to the other on the first day of school?
Looking sharp!
What medicine would you give an ill ant?
This candy bar is a real home run.
Where do birds go on summer vacation?
What's a bug's favorite Frank Sinatra song?
Why did the dog get embarrassed?
Which kitchen ingredient can also sing?
What kind of instrument can someone play with their stomach?
Where did Captain Hook purchase his hook?
Who is the fastest reindeer?
What do you say to the musician playing the triangle in the orchestra?
What do you use to make Thanksgiving bread?
Which former US President was always cold?
What do families sing when it strikes midnight on Thanksgiving?
Why is a doctor always calm?
Why does the sun love to go back to school?
What's a pirate's favorite subject in school?
What does an old deer say when he's feeling young?
What do you get if you cross a cat with a tree?
Why did the clock get removed from the library?
Why did the Oreo® get an A on the test?