Why are Christmas trees so bad at sewing?
They always drop their needles.
What is the wealthiest fish?
Why did the lemon stop in the middle of the road?
What does Santa call Christmastime?
Why did the patient reveal secrets to her dentist?
Why didn't the fish go on summer vacation?
Why were the flies playing football in a saucer?
Why did the banana go to the doctor?
Why is it a bad idea to get married by the Pacific Ocean?
Why did the sheriff lock up his valentine?
How do chickens leave the highway?
What does an evil hen lay?
What's the name of Scrooge's brother with bad allergies?
Which superhero is here to solve world hunger?
What do you call a rich person's bedroom?
Why did the dog put on a business suit?
Why do lawyers always go to Japanese restaurants?
Where do dads go to dance on Father's Day?
What should you wear to a tea party?
How are you liking that anti-gravity book?
Why didn't the skeleton study cardiology?