Why are Christmas trees so bad at sewing?
They always drop their needles.
Where would you find an elephant?
What kind of dog has the worst allergies?
What does Tinker Bell call her grandma?
Why did the mother duck make such a great schoolteacher?
Where do you take sick ponies?
What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?
Why did the dog do so well in school?
Why are turtles so shy?
Why was the ocean too hot to swim in?
What do you call a dog with spring allergies?
What fairy loves to count?
What did the baby laptop call her father?
What is the ceremony called when two guitarists get married?
Did you hear about the two horses that fell in love?
What song does God sing when he wants a white Christmas?
Why was the room so hot during the college graduation?
What did the skeleton order at the bar?
What kind of dog loves to eat?
Who do superheroes go to see when they're not feeling well?
Why was the bank robbed on St. Patrick's Day?