Where would you find an elephant?
The same place you lost it.
Where do mixed drinks always go for dinner?
What do you call a river that thinks it's an ocean?
What do you get if you cross a frog with a rabbit?
Why does the lower first base side smell the worst at a baseball stadium?
Why did the cake strike out in baseball?
Why did the clock get removed from the library?
What is Yoda's® favorite movie?
What do you call a knight who hates fighting?
Why do librarians never make plans?
Why do skeletons make such terrible restaurant patrons?
What do you call a fancy dance for cats?
What did the salad say to its dad?
What is the strongest animal?
If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?
Which celebrity can be sedimentary, igneous, or metamorphic?
What does bread say when it gets too warm?
Where do sailors leave their boats when they aren't at sea?
How do trees get access to the internet?
How did the lambs know they were going to have a daughter?
What's a musician's favorite part of a chicken?