What do you call a cat with eight legs that likes to swim?
Did you hear about that anti-social fish?
What dogs are always lying to you?
Why was the caboose always sneezing?
How do amoebas make calls?
What did the farmer say when his cows escaped?
What do you call it when cell phones have poor hitting averages in baseball?
What carbonated beverage has a future career in music?
What's always messy no matter how many times you clean it?
What instrument did the plus sign play in band?
What happens when grass goes out of town?
Why does Snoop Dogg always have an umbrella with him?
What is a cup of coffee's favorite song?
What sound do you hear when a cow breaks the sound barrier?
Why are trees so carefree this time of year?
What do you call a pile of cats?
What did the baker say about the bread it made on Easter?
What do you call twin dinosaurs?
What did the elephant do when he hurt his toe?
What do you call an ant who fights crime?