What do farmers do on February 14th?
Why did the puppy get in trouble with his dad?
What kind of car does Mickey Mouse's wife drive?
Did you hear the joke about peanut butter?
What do you call a cow that can play a musical instrument?
What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie?
How do musicians show off on St. Patrick's Day?
What was the bunny's job at the hotel?
Did you hear that one of Santa's reindeer now works for Proctor & Gamble?
Someone stole all my lamps.
Where do burgers like to dance?
Why did the chicken cross the net?
What is the tallest building in the world?
Why did no one laugh at the oak tree?
What is the best thing about Switzerland?
What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?
Why did the coach go to the bank?
What position does lemonade play in baseball?
Why did the soccer ball quit the team?
Do you have the best ceiling?