I got my dad a fridge for Father's Day.
Why do baseball players go to Denny's® after games?
What currency do you use to spend a summer day on the beach?
What do you call a very attractive aircraft?
Why did the tennis player win her trial?
What is a mechanic's favorite time of year?
Why didn't the melons get married?
My wife said I should do some lunges to stay in shape.
Where do ghosts prefer to swim?
Why does the lower first base side smell the worst at a baseball stadium?
What did the airline worker name her child?
What do you say to the musician playing the triangle in the orchestra?
How do you send a letter to the Easter Bunny?
Which celebrity became a great detective?
Which flower is easily embarrassed?
What did the judge say when a skunk walked into the courtroom?
What do you get when you cross a bunny with an onion?
What did the octopus use to write his novel?
What are a schoolteacher's 3 favorite words?
Why did the gardener bury all his money?