How did the coach get his quarterback?
He went to the bank.
Why did spring break up with winter?
Why didn't the skeleton study cardiology?
Who is the most popular pop singer in space?
What's the most popular hairdo on a farm?
Which parent cares the most for the environment?
Why were the atoms always hungry?
What do you call a football player who's almost good enough to be quarterback?
Which insects always make slightly better than average grades?
How are teens like cats?
What's a hiker's favorite flavor of ice cream?
Why were the flies playing football in a saucer?
How could the dolphin afford to buy a house?
What happens when two monkeys get a divorce?
What is the wealthiest fish?
What is a terrier's favorite type of pudding?
Why did the snowman look through a bag of carrots?
Which Count makes the best pie crust?
What do you call a silly hill?
Who do superheroes go to see when they're not feeling well?
Why did the puppy struggle in school?