How did the coach get his quarterback?
He went to the bank.
What's the difference between weather and climate?
Which celebrity became a great detective?
Did you know you can actually listen to the blood in your veins?
What do trees keep as a pet?
I used to be addicted to not showering.
Where do mixed drinks always go for dinner?
What do you get a lawyer for his birthday?
What do you call an Irish spider?
What did they call Dracula when he won the league?
What's the opposite of irony?
Why do dogs howl at the moon?
What day of the week takes nothing seriously?
What's an old pig's favorite holiday?
What do you call a football player who's almost good enough to be quarterback?
What do you call a rich person's bedroom?
What does Frosty's wife put on her face at night?
What kind of sweets do astronaut moms like for Mother's Day?
Why did the elk have great hair?
What do you call Grandpa when he's in a bad mood at the beach?
How much does freedom weigh?