How did the coach get his quarterback?
He went to the bank.
How did one orca ask the other to be his valentine?
What's a goose's favorite book?
What goes up when the rain comes down?
What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?
What did the mother sheep say to her son every time he left the house?
How do horses navigate at night?
What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a rose?
What animals make the best baseball players?
What's the difference between people and chickens?
What kind of story do trees love to tell?
What do you call the story of The Three Little Pigs?
What kind of shoes do spies wear when they're on the clock?
What did one dandelion say to the other dandelion?
Why did the bird always get approached by suitors?
Which kitchen ingredient can also sing?
Why did the man get tacos every hour?
What do you call a flower that runs on electricity?
What did the baby horse say when his mom asked if he was hungry?
Why couldn't the pony speak at the convention?
Why should you watch out when it's raining cats and dogs?