Why did the snowman look through a bag of carrots?
Because he was picking his nose.
What's the name of Scrooge's brother with bad allergies?
Why do bees buzz?
Why did the chicken walk across the street?
What's the main rule in zebra baseball?
What's a leprechaun's favorite kind of music?
Why did the cat go to medical school?
Which celebrity would make a great valet?
Why are the chicks hatched at Easter always so creative?
Why did the thief wear blue gloves?
Where do you take sick ponies?
Which celebrity always had the most beautiful Christmas trees?
What did the grandpa corn say to his grandson?
What do you call a lion who has eaten your mother's sister?
What says: oom oom oom?
What do you call an insincere horse?
What's a car's favorite TV show?
How did the vampire start his letter?
What kind of dog chases anything red?
What do you call a flame who stays out partying all night?
Who is Santa's favorite character on Sesame Street®?