Why is everyone good at math during elections?
Who is the fastest reindeer?
What do you call a puppy with a fever?
Which singer loves to groom sheep?
Why do baseball players always go to the park?
Why did the crocodile run his mile so fast?
Which celebrity is loved by all horses?
Where do stars go to college?
Why were the flies playing football in a saucer?
Why did the wind want to go on vacation?
Why do people always borrow from each other before Easter?
What do the Eiffel Tower and a tick have in common?
Where do ophthalmologists buy all their camping gear?
What animal dresses the most fashionably?
What did the pen say to the pencil?
Why do rocket scientists take everything so seriously?
What did the calculator tell his valentine?
What is a plant's favorite college course?
What's a duck's favorite TV show?
How do you truly savor a hot dog?