What does the sun say to the moon every day at sunset?
Well, time to call it a day.
What kind of car does a chicken have?
Why wasn't the food on the small aircraft good?
Who makes clothes for dinosaurs?
What do you call a cow that just gave birth?
Why do turkeys taste best after giving them a compliment?
What did the basketball player say when he lost his job?
What type of bat doesn't fly?
What kind of store would a dog own?
Who do all the Catholic dogs pray to?
Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?
Did you hear the joke about peanut butter?
Why do math teachers love March?
Which part of a car is always the warmest?
Why don't guitarists handle stress well?
What do cows say on NYE?
What's James Bond's favorite hot drink?
What kind of dog chases anything red?
What did the bat say to his girlfriend?
What did the Dorito say to his son?
What did one plate say to the other?