What's worse than raining cats and dogs?
How did the mermaid call her friends?
Why does Santa Claus go down the chimney on Christmas Eve?
What did the obituary say for the pot of boiling water?
How did the tree get lost?
Which celebrity is loved by all horses?
What do you call a monkey who spends a day at the tanning bed?
What's the biggest moth in the world?
How are you liking that anti-gravity book?
What was the detective duck trying to do?
What time does everyone love to drink?
What do you say to a really good barista?
Where did the ghost go on summer vacation?
What's a bee's favorite novel?
What kind of car do eggs drive?
How did the border collie's owner know that it borrowed his book?
Leprechauns are never afraid to follow their dreams.
What's a vegetable's favorite game to play?
What do you call a dog that meditates?
What's 90 degrees and never incorrect?